ManitobaWorld Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Manitoba

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

1.	The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“From Each According to Our Needs”
2.	The People's Theocracy of United Good	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort”
3.	The Aromatic Republic of Chateau Chevalier	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Shipping promotions do NOT apply to wine purchases.”
4.	The Red River Warriors of Warhorse	Anarchy	“Never Know”
5.	The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - Harrow	Authoritarian Democracy	“Arrant Graph Work”
6.	The Jets of Winnipeg_	New York Times Democracy	“Assiniboine et la Rouge”
7.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN50	Father Knows Best State	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”