Mallia PanicaWorld Census

The Most Secular in Mallia Panica

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

1.	The Federal Socialist Republic of Grumpistan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Long Live The Workers' and Peasants' Revolution”
2.	The People's Republic of Grazeland	Corrupt Dictatorship	“From the mountains, to the coasts!”
3.	The Central Office of Mallia Panica Administrator	Civil Rights Lovefest	“March on, March on, to Aisle 3”
4.	The Republic of Free Lucessoctopia	Corporate Bordello	“Pride and Industry”
5.	The Federal Republic of West Shermany	Right-wing Utopia	“It's not the size of the dog, but the size of his gun!”