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The Most Cultured in Mallia Panica

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Mallia Panica is ranked 2,988th in the world for Most Cultured.

1.The Federal Socialist Republic of GrumpistanCivil Rights Lovefest“Long Live The Workers' and Peasants' Revolution”
2.The People's Republic of GrazelandDemocratic Socialists“From the mountains, to the coasts!”
3.The Central Office of Mallia Panica AdministratorCivil Rights Lovefest“March on, March on, to Aisle 3”
4.The Republic of Free LucessoctopiaCorporate Bordello“Pride and Industry”
5.The Federal Republic of West ShermanyRight-wing Utopia“It's not the size of the dog, but the size of his gun!”