Mallia PanicaWorld Census

The Least Corrupt Governments in Mallia Panica

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

1.	The Federal Socialist Republic of Grumpistan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Long Live The Workers' and Peasants' Revolution”
2.	The Republic of Free Lucessoctopia	Corporate Bordello	“Pride and Industry”
3.	The Central Office of Mallia Panica Administrator	Civil Rights Lovefest	“March on, March on, to Aisle 3”
4.	The People's Republic of Grazeland	Corrupt Dictatorship	“From the mountains, to the coasts!”
5.	The Federal Republic of West Shermany	Right-wing Utopia	“It's not the size of the dog, but the size of his gun!”