The Smartest Citizens in Lone Wolves United
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
1. | The T☣xic Wolfist Undercity of PhilTech | Capitalist Paradise | “☣ Embrace Toxicity, Embrace Corruption ☣” | |
2. | The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Steady chilling in the sun.” | |
3. | The Socialist Democracy of Globalist State Of Brazil | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We cannot be destroyed we are a phoenix.” | |
4. | The Overly Democratic Republic of Hyperwolf | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Work, War, Wolves” | |
5. | The Holy Black Imprium of Kingdom of heaven | Corporate Police State | “rational thinking ovr all Ls” | |
6. | The Dark Star of North Pooch and Vodkaland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Leave your dipshittery behind” | |
7. | The Wolfist Power of Bervinland | Left-wing Utopia | “Professionals have Standards [LWU]” | |
8. | The United States of Nolandisland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Illegitimi non Carborundum” | |
9. | The People's Republic of Free Michagonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long Live the God King Chad Chaden” | |
10. | The Dominion of Broken Vow | Corrupt Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” |