LilongweWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Lilongwe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The State of Nebuchadnezcar	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Flight One”
2.	The Queen's State of Ryan Emmett	Anarchy	“Up and Beyond”
3.	The State of Pioneer Gamble	Anarchy	“First Crack”
4.	The State of Cassatt	Anarchy	“Dare to Try”
5.	The State of Boscu	Corporate Bordello	“From Here and Gone”
6.	The State of Pour Huit	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
7.	The State of Holly Strachan	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
8.	The State of Ducks Point	Conservative Democracy	“Good as Gold”
9.	The Cult of Apollyon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Benedictus sanctus Apollyon, ianitor illac”