LilongweWorld Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lilongwe

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

1.	The State of Pioneer Gamble	Anarchy	“First Crack”
2.	The State of Boscu	Corporate Bordello	“From Here and Gone”
3.	The State of Cassatt	Anarchy	“Dare to Try”
4.	The Queen's State of Ryan Emmett	Anarchy	“Up and Beyond”
5.	The State of Pour Huit	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
6.	The State of Holly Strachan	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
7.	The State of Ducks Point	Conservative Democracy	“Good as Gold”
8.	The Cult of Apollyon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Benedictus sanctus Apollyon, ianitor illac”
9.	The State of Nebuchadnezcar	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Flight One”