LemuriaWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Lemuria

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 1,276^th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

1.	The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide	Democratic Socialists	“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
2.	The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa	New York Times Democracy	“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
3.	The Houses of Federal Lemuria	Left-Leaning College State	“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
4.	The Eluvian Conspiracy of El Puppet	Corporate Police State	“Veni Vidi Vici”
5.	The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland	Corporate Bordello	“Don't worry, be happy”
6.	The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo	Left-Leaning College State	“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
7.	The Grand Duchy of Cassaralla	Father Knows Best State	“Certainty in Valour”