LemuriaWorld Census

The Safest in Lemuria

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 10,612^th in the world for Safest.

1.	The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide	Democratic Socialists	“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
2.	The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa	New York Times Democracy	“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
3.	The Eluvian Conspiracy of El Puppet	Corporate Police State	“Veni Vidi Vici”
4.	The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
5.	The Houses of Federal Lemuria	Left-Leaning College State	“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
6.	The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland	Corporate Bordello	“Don't worry, be happy”
7.	The Grand Duchy of Cassaralla	Father Knows Best State	“Certainty in Valour”