LemuriaWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Lemuria

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 1,061^st in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.	The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide	Democratic Socialists	“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
2.	The Grand Duchy of Cassaralla	Father Knows Best State	“Certainty in Valour”
3.	The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo	Left-Leaning College State	“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
4.	The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa	New York Times Democracy	“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
5.	The Houses of Federal Lemuria	Left-Leaning College State	“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
6.	The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland	Corporate Bordello	“Don't worry, be happy”
7.	The Eluvian Conspiracy of El Puppet	Corporate Police State	“Veni Vidi Vici”