Legion of The Shadow StagWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Legion of The Shadow Stag

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The Incorporated States of Edenora	Capitalist Paradise	“Advancing Horizons, Uniting Minds: In Science We Trust.”
2.	The Colony of Kencesia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Advancement is synonym of success. Idleness isn't.”
3.	The Totalitarian Empire of BioTeckar	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We offer peace and often receive war”