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The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
2.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
3.The Creaking Casino Floors of Anathema ArmamentsCorporate Bordello“Everyone has a price...what is yours?”
4.The Robocracy of AwesomelandCapitalizt“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
5.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
6.The Kleptocratic Dystopia of Ujong MediniCorporate Police State“Kindly pay for your right to human rights”
7.The Jingoistic States of DrumpfpocalypseCapitalist Paradise“When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.”
8.The Constitutional Monarchy of Leighty Engineering CoNew York Times Democracy“Everything or Nothing: There is no Alternative”
9.The Jingoistic States of Furious ButtsCorporate Police State“This Is A Terrible Place To Live”
10.The Democratic Imperium of NeplesliaRight-wing Utopia“Strength in Unity”
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