The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mmph mmph!” | |
2. | The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
3. | The Creaking Casino Floors of Anathema Armaments | Corporate Bordello | “Everyone has a price...what is yours?” | |
4. | The Robocracy of Awesomeland | Capitalizt | “Omnia Merdae Sunt” | |
5. | The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
6. | The Kleptocratic Dystopia of Ujong Medini | Corporate Police State | “Kindly pay for your right to human rights” | |
7. | The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse | Capitalist Paradise | “When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.” | |
8. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Leighty Engineering Co | New York Times Democracy | “Everything or Nothing: There is no Alternative” | |
9. | The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts | Corporate Police State | “This Is A Terrible Place To Live” | |
10. | The Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength in Unity” |