The Most Devout in Lazarus
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
1. | The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mmph mmph!” | |
2. | The Galactic Empire of Flarbinia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death” | |
3. | The Holy Realm of Parvacoetia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wherever an altar is found, there civilization exists.” | |
4. | The Puritan Village of The Sacred Heart of the Christ | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Maim them, O God! Let them fall by their own counsels” | |
5. | The United Socialist States of Erotomania | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Are you in the mood for something erotic?” | |
6. | The Empire of Devinsburg | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Loyalty until death, strength in unity” | |
7. | The Holy Republic of Gandhiana | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For great justice.” | |
8. | The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If im creepin, you aint sleepin” | |
9. | The Magic of Winx club | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “BSMTF” | |
10. | The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia | Corporate Police State | “Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!” |