The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lardyland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Lardyland is ranked 4,365th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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2. | The Nomadic Peoples of Philza | Anarchy | “Thats a nice bird” | |
3. | The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
4. | The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion | Democratic Socialists | “JOIN THE LARPERs!” | |
5. | The Republic of Admoniam Diecornland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
6. | The Fiefdom of Naejiro Chiwa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I have given thee courtesy enough” | |
7. | The Republic of Lands to Defend the Innocent | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
8. | The Great Hero of MasterSpamChief | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Master Chief of Spam” | |
9. | The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I eat liberations for breakfast” | |
10. | The Dim Red Lights of The Shou District | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Always a good time. Always.” |