Lardyland World Census

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.


1.	The Republic of Admoniam Diecornland	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“From Many, One”
2.	The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I eat liberations for breakfast”
3.	The Sashmugan of Captian Lard	Iron Fist Socialists	“Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!”
4.	The Rogue Nation of DSN91	Authoritarian Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The Confederacy of Free-Market Paradise	Corporate Bordello	“The markets are free, the things IN them are not.”
6.	The Republic of Lands to Defend the Innocent	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Motto...”
7.	The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion	Authoritarian Democracy	“JOIN THE LARPERs!”
8.	The Republic of Left-leaning college state	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Unity in diversity”
9.	The Commonwealth of Liberal Democratic Socialists	Left-wing Utopia	“We Will Endure”
10.	The Great Hero of MasterSpamChief	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Master Chief of Spam”

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