Lake golumaniaWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lake golumania

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Lake golumania is ranked 195^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

1.	The Hellish Realm of Clutch2	Iron Fist Consumerists	“All Hail The Almighty Clutch Or Else!”
2.	The Grand Duchy of Lutonia	Left-wing Utopia	“Cabbage Rolls And Coffee, MM-MM Good”
3.	The Republic of Worldia555	Democratic Socialists	“Freedom shall overcome”
4.	The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!”