Lake golumaniaWorld Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Lake golumania

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

1.	The Hellish Realm of Clutch2	Iron Fist Consumerists	“All Hail The Almighty Clutch Or Else!”
2.	The Grand Duchy of Lutonia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Cabbage Rolls And Coffee, MM-MM Good”
3.	The Republic of Worldia555	Democratic Socialists	“Freedom shall overcome”
4.	The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!”