KartakisWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Kartakis

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

1.	The Rogue Nation of Dunkirlothesia	Left-wing Utopia	“Rebels stay silent no more”
2.	The Empire of Meldwhist	New York Times Democracy	“Life, liberty and Barack Obama”
3.	The Semi-Constitutional Republic of Massechusetts	Left-Leaning College State	“United, MA stands. Goodbye, all.”
4.	The Holy Empire of Viridus	Father Knows Best State	“For Faith, Justice, and the Praetor”
5.	The Empire of New Mongolian Khanate	Father Knows Best State	“The Great Khan shall conquer all!”
6.	The Land of The Swedish Einherjar	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Yet Here We Stand”
7.	The Loving Couple of Woah Crikey-	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Lumity”
8.	The Dominion of Selanxopia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“For our next generations!”
9.	The Sultanate of Echch	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We got our backs to the wall”