The Fattest Citizens in Kali Yuga
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Kali Yuga is ranked 2,955th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan | Anarchy | “Individual liberty before greater good. Always.” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Bolrieg | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ad victoriam, non sibi sed patriae” | |
3. | The National People's Republic of The Rostovian Confederacy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Slava Lukhovu!” | |
4. | The Republic of Yetubaland | Corporate Bordello | “Land of Peace and Joy” | |
5. | The Great State of Kwangtao | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All Under the Yellow Sky” | |
6. | The Republic of Swysia | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto...” | |
7. | The Protectorate of New Yujing | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
8. | The People's Republic of Great Zimbaba | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Unity In Diversity” | |
9. | The Republic of Gadyria | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
10. | The Commonwealth of Eulabian Treaty Organisation | New York Times Democracy | “Animus in consulendo liber” |