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The Fattest Citizens in Kali Yuga

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Kali Yuga is ranked 2,955th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Rogue Nation of InyourfaceistanAnarchy“Individual liberty before greater good. Always.”
2.The Kingdom of BolriegIron Fist Consumerists“Ad victoriam, non sibi sed patriae”
3.The National People's Republic of The Rostovian ConfederacyIron Fist Consumerists“Slava Lukhovu!”
4.The Republic of YetubalandCorporate Bordello“Land of Peace and Joy”
5.The Great State of KwangtaoCompulsory Consumerist State“All Under the Yellow Sky”
6.The Republic of SwysiaCapitalist Paradise“Motto...”
7.The Protectorate of New YujingCompulsory Consumerist State“We Will Endure”
8.The People's Republic of Great ZimbabaCompulsory Consumerist State“Unity In Diversity”
9.The Republic of GadyriaCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Commonwealth of Eulabian Treaty OrganisationNew York Times Democracy“Animus in consulendo liber”
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