The Most Scientifically Advanced in Just relax
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
1. | The User of Zarbik | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yo” | |
2. | The Supreme Relaxer of The Gold Mines | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom is something that should never be mined for” | |
3. | The Doot of Melons | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I denounce you” | |
4. | The Paint by numbers morning sky of A ship of fools | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.” | |
5. | The Republic of SSN44 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
6. | The Republic of Perendinate | Left-Leaning College State | “Whatever” | |
7. | The Federation of Kpio | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Pride and Industry” | |
8. | The Bakery of Bad Bread | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Kingdom of butter and mold” | |
9. | The Republic of Justice for Ventura | Anarchy | “#Boilanzandia2024” | |
10. | The Borderlands of MAKE CALLISTA GREAT AGAIN | Corporate Bordello | “Make Callista Great Again!” |