Jurassic ParkWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Jurassic Park

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Jurassic Park is ranked 10,382^nd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

1.	The Commonwealth of Dennis Nedry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I wanna be your man”
2.	The Cake Loving Antics of Nut Biting Chimps	Father Knows Best State	“ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ”