Jurassic ParkWorld Census

The Most Corrupt Governments in Jurassic Park

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Jurassic Park is ranked 10,950^th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

1.	The Cake Loving Antics of Nut Biting Chimps	Father Knows Best State	“ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ”
2.	The Commonwealth of Dennis Nedry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I wanna be your man”