Jurassic ParkWorld Census

The Rudest Citizens in Jurassic Park

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Jurassic Park is ranked 18,754^th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

1.	The Commonwealth of Dennis Nedry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I wanna be your man”
2.	The Cake Loving Antics of Nut Biting Chimps	Father Knows Best State	“ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ”