The Fattest Citizens in ITALIA
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, ITALIA is ranked 11,259th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Great Corporation of UniPosca | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In UPDs we trust” | |
2. | The Socialist Federal Republic of Albarusija | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fratellanza e Unitą” | |
3. | The Republic of Scarnish Bay | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “My city by the bay ee ay” | |
4. | The Most Serene Republic of Puerto Cacao | Capitalizt | “Liberty and Honor” | |
5. | The Empire of Hannibal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Across and over” | |
6. | The Community of Hazbi | Moralistic Democracy | “Da solo si va avanti, ma insieme si va pił lontano” | |
7. | The Most Serene Republic of Norman Sicily | Anarchy | “Sicilian Splendor, Norman Grace.” | |
8. | The Confederacy of Arvernica | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Toutatis toutandis” | |
9. | The Democratic Republic of Western Gaelia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!” | |
10. | The CLN of Sten | Democratic Socialists | “Per dignitą, non per odio” |