IsraelWorld Census

The Nudest in Israel

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Israel is ranked 3,128^th in the world for Nudest.

1.	The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lol still can’t believe I got this nation name”
2.	The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers	Left-Leaning College State	“Thanks for the fish, man.”
3.	The Jewish State of Israeli Defense Force	Left-Leaning College State	“The land of Zion and Jerusalem.”
4.	The Provisional State of Tzeon	Democratic Socialists	“Khbud aun Amunh!”
5.	The Arling of Samyriana	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lentun, Dokimarves, Botagon”
6.	The Zionist Republic of Flor-Fina	Democratic Socialists	“Protected By Magen David”
7.	The Protectorate of Yenoam	New York Times Democracy	“Mir Veln Fartrogn”
8.	The Jewish State of Kykel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“אורים ותמים”
9.	The Holy Semitic Confederacy of Krimzen	Corporate Bordello	“יש לנו אמון שלנו ביהוה”
10.	The Ambassador of Israel Ambassador	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Isaiah 9:6-7”