The World World Census
The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World
World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.
1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Numerical Set of Complexo | Democratic Socialists | “Só lamento!!!” | |
3. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
4. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
5. | The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
6. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This quote is not attributed to Unit 0001” | |
8. | The Republic of Flecht | Corporate Police State | “Motto” | |
9. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
10. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” |