The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hell
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Hell is ranked 3,488th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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1. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
2. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “There is no mercy in Hell.” | |
3. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₒₙₑ ₜᵣₑₐₛᵤᵣₑ ᵢₛ ₐₙₒₜₕₑᵣ ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₜᵣₐₛₕ.” | |
4. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Together We Stand, Racist as One” | |
5. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER” | |
6. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sul sul.” | |
7. | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Democracy is like food, scum like you don't get it” | ||
8. | ![]() | Anarchy | “𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴? 😛” | |
9. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys” | |
10. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...” |