Hawaii IslandWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Hawaii Island

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Piikalan State of CelebrityDude	Democratic Socialists	“Get up and wake up in order to escape your reality”
2.	The Republic of Diamond Head	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lemons and limes”
3.	The Imperial State of Piikala	Democratic Socialists	“状態はそれが振るう棒と同じぐらい強いです”