The Fattest Citizens in Haven
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Haven is ranked 159th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The State of Olmedreca | Capitalist Paradise | “Tőde ja Őigus” | |
2. | The Armed Fortress State of Bretton | Capitalist Paradise | “We Kill For Peace” | |
3. | The Basileia of Willink | Anarchy | “Αναζητήστε με το σπαθί μια ήρεμη ειρήνη” | |
4. | The Glorious Dominion of The Candrian Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cum movetur, motus est” | |
5. | The Holy Candrian Protectorate of Lucino | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In our Lord do We invest Our Trust” | |
6. | The United Kingdom of Isselmere | Democratic Socialists | “Never so far as you wish it was” |