The Most Compassionate Citizens in Havana
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
1. | The State of Marta Havana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
2. | The State of Ombella MPoko | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
3. | The State of Vald | Authoritarian Democracy | “Dare to advance” | |
4. | The State of Cernzac | Free-Market Paradise | “For All to Enjoy” | |
5. | The State of Nay-Nay | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tonay” | |
6. | The Colony of Sugar Island | Conservative Democracy | “Our Community” | |
7. | The Queen's State of Wiser | Corporate Bordello | “Freedom” | |
8. | The State of Erin Nolan | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” |