The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Gypsy Lands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Awesome Girlfriends of -Loving-Couple- | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
2. | The Missing letter of Afghan Stan | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
3. | The Angst of A Tortured Mind | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Medicinal marijuana is the key.” | |
4. | The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss | Father Knows Best State | “Fageddaboddit” | |
5. | The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I’m a diplomat now!” | |
6. | The Classy Nation of Barnyard Pigs | Father Knows Best State | “Oink” | |
7. | The Standard Model of Cantors Paradise | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welcome to our Universe! No paradoxes allowed.” | |
8. | The Free Nation of Crapfoot | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It won't come off my foot!” | |
9. | The Fiefdom of Ed Gein | Capitalist Paradise | “By your skin of our teeth” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of Faviche | Moralistic Democracy | “Operando Deus... Quem impedirá?” |