The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Guatemala
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Department of Alta Verapaz | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Yo pondre mi arco” | |
2. | The District of Boca de Quadra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Community” | |
3. | The Empire of Centroe | Free-Market Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
4. | The Department of Chimaltenango | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
5. | The Colony of Cordless Hole Puncher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our community” | |
6. | The Dominion of Drusilla | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
7. | The Department of El Progreso | New York Times Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
8. | The Rogue Nation of GSN5 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
9. | The State of Kelly Hill | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Parkland Beautiful” | |
10. | The State of Mellata | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |