GholgothWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Gholgoth

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The Commendations of Ghant	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ohorea Beti”
2.	The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium	Anarchy	“Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!”
3.	The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia	Left-Leaning College State	“Enim Silvier, charissimu mater.”
4.	The Skybound Republic of Havensky	Left-wing Utopia	“Strength Without Malice”
5.	The War Machine of Borman Empire	Benevolent Dictatorship	“If I want your opinion, I'll give it you”
6.	The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam”
7.	The Hegemony of The City State Rhydin	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ius ad Bellum”
8.	The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.”
9.	The Elven Kingdom of Tiami	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori”
10.	The Federation of Mount Shavano	Corporate Bordello	“Libertas primoris”

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