Galts GulchWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Galts Gulch

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Galts Gulch is ranked 559^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

1.	The Existential Quandry of Weller Centennial	Anarchy	“Leave us alone, and nobody gets hurt!”
2.	The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist Chimpz	Left-Leaning College State	“A GG Protectorate Nation.”
3.	The BB Puppet of South Brightonburg	Father Knows Best State	“The BB is Great all hail the BB”
4.	The Thanatocracy of Geisterwald	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Liberty is immortal. Kings are not.”
5.	The Holy Empire of FurQ2	Moralistic Democracy	“Get the hell out of my office!”