Free ThoughtWorld Census

The Safest in Free Thought

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Free Thought is ranked 15,605^th in the world for Safest.

1.	The Obscurely Profound Confusion of Misplaced States	Democratic Socialists	“If You're Replaced We'll Misplace You”
2.	The Democracy of Bubblekirby	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Liberty. Peace. Fun”
3.	The People's Republic of Myfriendsdadisstan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Life Is Killing Me”
4.	The Republic of MAAAAAAKAAAASTA	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.	The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore	Benevolent Dictatorship	“If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.”
6.	The Soft and Squeaky Nation of Vand0osa	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The meaning to life, the universe, and everything”
7.	The Eurovision Song Contest of Helsinki 2007	Anarchy	“Homeland”
8.	The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera	Moralistic Democracy	“Senti, allora dammi la tua mano🌹 Senti, che bel rumore”
9.	The Sentai Team of PR Time Force	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Time for Time Force!”