Fredonia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Fredonia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Fredonia is ranked 386th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Phantasm of Afi-AftosCorporate Police State“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.The Bannorn of PinardInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come Try Me”
3.The Republic of SavroyskaNew York Times Democracy“Против социализма мы стоим (Against socialism we stand)”
4.The Shield Commonwealth of ManderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True to Our Word”