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The Most Cultured in Fifth Wall

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

1.The Holy Empire of PalmpilotPsychotic Dictatorship“Ex virtute gaudium”
2.The Floral Festival of MondaisyDemocratic Socialists“Tacky but somehow cute”
3.The Vast Vole Confederacy of VapidicityLeft-wing Utopia“Speech Is Free But It Still Can Cost You”
4.The Forgotten Mystery of Ummm Forgot The NameScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We have a motto?”
5.The Room Where It Happened of JeanishlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Work In Progress”
6.The Glorious Kingdom of HadohahCapitalist Paradise“Dream on”
7.The Community of Rainbow Equals of BavaiCivil Rights Lovefest“By The People For The People”
8.The Protectorate of FollowmeeCompulsory Consumerist State“This is the way”
9.The Happy Warrior Colony of Hur LendisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Just keep fighting.”
10.The Periwinkle Paradise of DalynokAuthoritarian Democracy“Together We Thrive”
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