FIFA LandsWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in FIFA Lands

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

1.	The Crony Corrupt Qatari Club of Paris Saint-Germain	Corporate Police State	“Ruining Ligue 1 and football since 2011!”
2.	The Proud Austrian Farmers of Red Bull Salzburg	Corporate Police State	“Farmers of Austria and Leipzig affiliate!”
3.	The Brazilian Red Bull Club of Red Bull Bragatino	Corporate Police State	“Red Bull affiliate and proud!”
4.	The Republic of Nikola Jokic	Corporate Bordello	“The job is done... we can go home now”
5.	The Loving Couple of Too Many Options	Moralistic Democracy	“Lumity”
6.	The Real Ronaldo of Ronaldo Nazario	Corporate Bordello	“Fed dodgy pate”
7.	The Turtle dictator of KyIian Mbappe	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Screw you Florentino”
8.	The Last good n' great nostalgia of FIFA 17	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“FIFA 17”
9.	The Last decent FIFA of FIFA 19	Civil Rights Lovefest	“FIFA 19”
10.	The Good and bad FIFA of FIFA 18	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“FIFA 18”

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