The Rudest Citizens in FIFA Lands
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
1. | The Crony Corrupt Qatari Club of Paris Saint-Germain | Corporate Police State | “Ruining Ligue 1 and football since 2011!” | |
2. | The Best FIFA Soundtrack of FIFA 13 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “FIFA 13” | |
3. | The Real Ronaldo of Ronaldo Nazario | Corporate Bordello | “Fed dodgy pate” | |
4. | The European Club Competition of The Europa League | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Europe's secondary club competition” | |
5. | The Proud Austrian Farmers of Red Bull Salzburg | Corporate Police State | “Farmers of Austria and Leipzig affiliate!” | |
6. | The Republic of Nikola Jokic | Corporate Bordello | “The job is done... we can go home now” | |
7. | The Last good n' great nostalgia of FIFA 17 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “FIFA 17” | |
8. | The Last great FIFA of FIFA 14 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “FIFA 14” | |
9. | The Demigod of Zlatan Ibrahimovic | Father Knows Best State | “Dear NationStates, You're welcome” | |
10. | The Turtle dictator of KyIian Mbappe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Screw you Florentino” |