ElpariaWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Elparia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Kingdom of Arells	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“We were, we are, we will be”
2.	The Republic of Bruezvathe	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.	The Republic of Cat Snake	Moralistic Democracy	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The Federal Republic of Merevikkur	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Share in the Help, Share in the Harvest”
5.	The Roman Empire of Minachia	New York Times Democracy	“insert less cliche motto here”
6.	The Monarchist Military State of New Trimainia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“With honnor and courage, comes prosperty”
7.	The Republic of Outer Khe Thre	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“By The People For The People”
8.	The Cheese Obsessed Republic of Storalia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Aanari'ka visk aaso'atro.”
9.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CVIII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
10.	The Dancers of Vilnu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Carpe Diem”