The Fattest Citizens in Eladen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Eladen is ranked 136th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
3. | The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
4. | The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
5. | The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
6. | The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
7. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
8. | The Process State of The Albertan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!” | |
9. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
10. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” |