Eladen World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eladen is ranked 142^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.


1.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
2.	The Holy Empire of Klesh	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
3.	The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors	Anarchy	“ROI is King”
4.	The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh	Anarchy	“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
5.	The Decadent Opulence of Gray Mouser	Capitalizt	“Molte nemici, Molto onore”
6.	The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives	Free-Market Paradise	“Outta my way!”
7.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“25000000BC or Bust!”
8.	The Barbaric Magnificence of Fafhrd	Compulsory Consumerist State	“è l'aratro che traccia il solco, ma è la spada difende”
9.	The Process State of The Albertan Empire	Corporate Police State	“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”
10.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”

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