The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Eladen
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 118th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
1. | The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
2. | The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
3. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
4. | The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
5. | The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
6. | The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
7. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
8. | The Process State of The Albertan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!” | |
9. | The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
10. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” |