The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dreams of Good Hope
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Federation of Emoxti | Moralistic Democracy | “Waiting until Emoxti Returns” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Fuzy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just because I'm not moving doesn't mean I'm dead!” | |
3. | The Queendom of Naor-Jokull | Mother Knows Best State | “The ice takes and the ice provides.” | |
4. | The Dominion of Spharum | Psychotic Dictatorship | “...” | |
5. | The Dictatorship of S L A Y | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Kneel or Die” | |
6. | The Dark Voidlands of The Children of Eternity | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Embrace the empty and you shall experience eternity.” | |
7. | The Ignore The Typo of The Lost Batallion | New York Times Democracy | “They stood strong and the legend still lives on” | |
8. | The Kingdom of Victomia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
9. | The Borderlands of Wormonionplace | Authoritarian Democracy | “Worm, onion, and worm again.” | |
10. | The Queendom of Wunderdollar | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Möney... möney. Möney! Möney.” |