The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dispatchia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Republic of Calidos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Free Hong Kong” | |
2. | The Republic of Corthallsuv | Right-wing Utopia | “Pride and Industry” | |
3. | The People's Republic of Dernemonistan | Democratic Socialists | “Unity in Nationality” | |
4. | The 911 Jobs of Dispatcher | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Contact Orioni for shared editing” | |
5. | The Republic of Dispatchistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Welcome to Dispatchistan - Now Go Away” | |
6. | The Republic of Dispatchito | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tu eres el imán y yo soy el metal” | |
7. | The Republic of Elirrea | Left-Leaning College State | “Code, Honour, Loyalty” | |
8. | The Republic of Ipecacea | Libertarian Police State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
9. | The Republic of Kalantavera | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
10. | The Republic of Kunya | Capitalist Paradise | “Pskov” |