The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Titan of -F4n4rt- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
2. | The Holy Violetist Kingdom of Aargovia | Democratic Socialists | “Für Gott! Für den König! Für Aargovia!” | |
3. | The Dictatorship of Abnobia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “One for all, not all for one” | |
4. | The Corporate States of Aeioux | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Put your trust in Dust!” | |
5. | The Esoteric Order of Alhaqiqa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We answer the call” | |
6. | The Alien Hivemind of Alpha-827 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity through assimilation.” | |
7. | The New Martial Republic of American Pere Housh | Father Knows Best State | “pro Deo et patria” | |
8. | The Free Land of Anarcho Equestria | Anarchy | “No Gods, No Princesses, No Masters, only ponies” | |
9. | The Technocracy of Andoros | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Family, Homeland and Loyalty make a Man” | |
10. | The Hive-Mind Technate of Anverija | Psychotic Dictatorship | “CONQUER////LIQUIDATE////ASSIMILATE” |