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Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.


1.	The Queendom of Cher	Mother Knows Best State	“Do you believe in life after love?”
2.	The Eye of Halestorm	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
3.	The Manly Voice of Hunter Hayes	Right-wing Utopia	“I want crazy!”
4.	The Fangirls of Jason Mraz	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I won't give up.”
5.	The Albums of Jess Glynne	Democratic Socialists	“No place I'd rather be”
6.	The Wonderlands of John Mayer	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Your body is a wonderland.”
7.	The Songs of Michelle Branch	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“All you wanted was somebody who cares.”
8.	The Good Girl Gone Bad of Rihanna	Left-Leaning College State	“Shine bright like diamonds.”
9.	The Scene of Selena Gomez	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“When you're ready, come and get it!”
10.	The Songs of Shym	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Femme de couleur”

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