Command and Conquer UniverseWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Command and Conquer Universe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Command and Conquer Universe is ranked 1,042^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Imperatoria of New Owningland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum”
2.	The Terrorist Organization of The Black Hand of Nod	Father Knows Best State	“Peace through Power”
3.	The Scavengers of -United Brotherhood-	Father Knows Best State	“Strength through Unity”
4.	The Allied States of The Lone Alliance	Left-Leaning College State	“Unity in Self”
5.	The 美尻 of The Emperor Fenix	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Timeless In Infinity”
6.	The Golden Dar'i'karan Empire of Lord-General Drache	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We know no fear of death, nor respect for life”