The Fattest Citizens in Command and Conquer Universe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Command and Conquer Universe is ranked 1,042nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Imperatoria of New Owningland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum”|
|2.||The Terrorist Organization of The Black Hand of Nod||Father Knows Best State||“Peace through Power”|
|3.||The Scavengers of -United Brotherhood-||Father Knows Best State||“Strength through Unity”|
|4.||The Allied States of The Lone Alliance||Left-Leaning College State||“Unity in Self”|
|5.||The 美尻 of The Emperor Fenix||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Timeless In Infinity”|
|6.||The Golden Dar'i'karan Empire of Lord-General Drache||Corrupt Dictatorship||“We know no fear of death, nor respect for life”|