The World World Census
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
1. | The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eschew Obfuscation” | |
2. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
3. | The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR | Father Knows Best State | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
5. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
6. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
7. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
8. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
9. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
10. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An equal opportunity hate group.” |