The Rudest Citizens in City Ankh Morpork
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, City Ankh Morpork is ranked 250th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
1. | The Frequently Inebriated Nation of Saugeen | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I have a cunning plan...” | |
2. | The Sword of Fight-ing | Father Knows Best State | “Killing equals honor!” | |
3. | The Grumpy Nation of Saugeen 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “This year we will have 0 casualties!” | |
4. | The Subjective Objectivity of Perfect Unreality | Democratic Socialists | “If you can't join em, fight for a week then surrender.” |