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The Rudest Citizens in City Ankh Morpork

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, City Ankh Morpork is ranked 250th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

1.The Frequently Inebriated Nation of SaugeenCivil Rights Lovefest“I have a cunning plan...”
2.The Sword of Fight-ingFather Knows Best State“Killing equals honor!”
3.The Grumpy Nation of Saugeen 2Psychotic Dictatorship“This year we will have 0 casualties!”
4.The Subjective Objectivity of Perfect UnrealityDemocratic Socialists“If you can't join em, fight for a week then surrender.”