The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Christmas
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
1. | The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Worship Me This Christmas!” | |
2. | The Santa States of Ho Ho Ho | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ho Ho Ho!” | |
3. | The Rogue Partner of FR0SCH | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fro thinks so, too!” | |
4. | The Democratic States of Krampustown | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Punish the naughty children!” | |
5. | The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
6. | The Batman smells of Jingle all the way | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
7. | The Republic of Claushavn | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
8. | The Holy Blue Republic of Saint Nicholas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NationStates” | |
9. | The Icycles of JackyFrost | Father Knows Best State | “Nippin at your nose” | |
10. | The Featured Region Travels of Gold Camel | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gold corridors” |